Tuesday, May 26, 2009

O.J. SIMPSON APPEALS..

Okay, Okay. This is the story of the day, America. No, WORLD...

O.J. Simpson has made an appeal to the Nevada Supreme Court on his kidnapping and robbery charges. This dude. Mr. Simpson, the crack-headed football player from back in the day, believes he has been wrongfully treated. HUH? He claims there was not enough diversity in his jury and judicial misconduct in his case. Should I do it? Do you want me to go there? OKAY, here we go!

Dude look, you got away with a great deal of things in your day. I wont mention too many of them (besides the murder of a couple people, the highway chase with Al Cowlings, the golf outings and the other white girls you've messed with since), but let's take a second to reflect bro. You walked into a hotel room, stuck up a couple sports dealers for your old auctioned materials, got caught and went to jail. THEN, you received 33 years and you may get out in 9. Come on Orenthal. Come on!

NO HAIL!!

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