Thursday, May 28, 2009

RIHANNA ordered to TESTIFY against CHRIS BROWN

America, America... I've got some interesting information all of you might want to know. Rihanna has been ordered to testify against Chris Brown. That's the craziest ish ever.

"The judge advised me that there will be a subpoena for Rihanna as a witness at the preliminary hearing," Etra said following a morning hearing. "She will definitely comply."

Imagine that. "Ms. Rihanna, is the man who beat you up, bit your face and hands, said you were going to die and choked you until you almost passed out in the room?" Man, this is some definite serious sh*t. I wonder if she's going to bring Drake with her to court. I'll be bringing you updates as the come in.

ALL HAIL

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