KRIS ALLEN wins AMERICAN IDOL: DO YOU CARE?

Kris Allen won American Idol in an amazing upset from what I've been told. He upset some Adam Lambert dude or somethin'? Yeah, personally I don't watch that show because I've come to realize that three years later the American Idol is an overweight loser and Simon Cowell wont purchase an airplane ticket for them to fly back to the Finale.

Has anyone seen Kelly Clarkson lately or taken the time to listen to a Ruben Studdard album. I'm just sayin'. I don't know much about much (wait, I'm a genius), but I do know American Idol B.L.O.W.Z. Once again, I'm B.YONEST and this is what i do.

ALL HAIL!