MICHAEL VICK is soooo CLOSE

Tomorrow, May 20th, Michael Vick will be released from prison and although he has a long way to go, I think it's fair to say the worst is behind him. He will be on house arrest, scrutinized for every decision and move he makes, but it's better than being imprisoned. Will he return to the NFL? If he returns to the NFL, will he play quarterback? These are serious questions I've seen on television the last couple weeks.

Of course he's going to play football again, idiots. Have you seen how terrible the quarterbacks are in the League right now. This is Michael Vick we are talking about people. The best actual athlete playing quarterback since Randall Cunningham played for the Philadelphia Eagles. There are a fleet of teams licking their chops for the opportunity to sign Mr. Vick. Get real.

Let's worry about more serious things though people. The man hasn't seen his children in some time. The man hasn't slept in a normal bed, kissed his wife or eaten a piece of pizza in two years. Maybe he wants to walk his pretty puppies (wait he can't do that) and eat a steak or two. Let the man breathe before you worry how strong his left arm is still or his 40-time. I'm sure it's still a 4.3 something. Soon we will see the best athlete on the field again and time will tell on his greatness. First though, let Michael Vick (the man) get his life straight before he puts a helmet on again.

ALL HAIL!