My name is B.YONEST and I love Chelsea Handler. No, not the typical love like you love your pet or love your girlfriend. You have to love your pet because I mean, it's YOUR pet. And your girlfriend, boyfriend or whatever you deem necessary given your sexual orientation; you have to love them. You're the idiot who chose to be with them for this damn long. I love Chelsea Handler in that "I love my favorite roller coaster at the amusement park" way. I love Chelsea Handler in that "I have one pair of jeans that I love to wear more than the rest of 'em" way.
Do I wanna date her? I mean, she claims she likes the "chocolate boys" and I am in fact a chocolate boy. I've given it my fair share of thought as I watch her television program "CHELESA LATELY" on E, everynight. I definitely Google her often wondering what smart a** comment she's made to some celebrity figure, hoping I may find an article stating her and her "golden fox" boyfriend parted ways. The posters in my room (which are obviously ALL Chelsea Handler) give me a feeling of comfort when I rest @ night. So, you damn right I love Chelsea Handler. There i said it. I wanna motorboat Chelsea Handler. YUMMY!!
ALL HAIL!!
ps. my feelings, though extremely intense, aren't "that" serious about Chelsea. I do super dig her though.. for more Chelsea information click here....
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