HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY, EVERYONE

I just want to take this opportunity to congratulate all of you Corporate American individuals for another day off. All of the teachers, bankers, share holders and suit wearers of the world are sitting on their couches eating bratwursts, hot dogs and potato salad. Why? Well, because it's Memorial Day, duh?

Kids are out of school, the pools are opening and every "fatty" is laying pool side as we speak. Enjoy your day, America. Have a safe, happy, stuff, high gas paying Memorial Day.

ALL HAIL..

ps Can any of you tell me what the hell is the significance of Memorial Day. Oh yeah, Labor Day too.